This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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