Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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