he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
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i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
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I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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