All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
COCAINE IS GR8
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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