Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
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