He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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