Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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