i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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