I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.