That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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