Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I love having hate sex.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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