Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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