great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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