is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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