Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
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Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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