i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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