I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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