She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
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I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
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Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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