I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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