Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I skipped work to stalk him.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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