its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
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If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
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Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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