where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
This is not my ceiling
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
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