She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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