I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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