Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
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I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
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Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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