Duck Duck Cougar?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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