Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Randomize
