It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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