We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
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Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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