maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
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my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
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For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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