i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
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All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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