So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
