He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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