She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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