i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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