i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Come on in and take your pants off
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