Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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