After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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