Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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