my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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