it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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