So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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