goodnight i made you a song goodbye
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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