When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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