ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
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I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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