in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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