they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
