Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
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