it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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