Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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