It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
